My son had a friend whose father had been a medical missionary in Cameroon. The father said two diseases they never saw in clinic were coronary artery disease and snakebite. They never saw CAD because the locals had no cars, cigarettes, or cheeseburgers. They never saw snakebite because no victims lived long enough to get to the clinic.

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