You weren't poorer than me if you had a dishwasher! She was the dishwasher, and I was the dryer.

My great uncle told me on my wedding day this: "When she askes you to dry the dishes, which she will, wait until she is washing her best china, given to you at your wedding. Drop her biggest platter on the floor, and make sure it breaks it. It will hurt right then, but it will pay big dividends in the future."

I didn't doubt him but, I never got up enough nerve ........

SRH

May God bless America and those who defend her.