I guess I am extra paranoid, since, in addition to my .38 snubby, I have a fire extinguisher, and, AND, insurance, on my cars and home!

Delusional paranoia of some sort, Im sure.

After the dude in St. Cloud brought the big sword to the mall there a few years past, and started asking questions of people he randomly met, and chopping at those who couldnt answer his questions about the Koran, I felt a whole lot differently about my snubby, the mall, and where the Wife and kid were when we were in public. He was killed by an armed, but, off duty, cop, and, you didnt hear about the incident on your news because St. Cloud is a long way from you, and, the incident didnt fit the narrative, and stuff.

Im getting better with paranoias on a daily basis, Thank you very much.

Best,
Ted