Hi all, thanks so much for all the great advise and support. I have decided to keep her, but she will be going to a "re-education"
camp to "cure" her of her "disease". It's very intense and will alter her "outlook" so that not only will she love doubles, but will detest those "other" shotguns. Plus, she'll even do the laundry and dishes!

On the serious side, some real good come backs and funny comments! Love them!

Best,

Greg

Gregory J. Westberg
MSG, USA
Ret