Originally Posted By: Wonko the Sane
NEW TODAY !!!

EXPANDED OFFSHORE DRILLING FOR OIL AND GAS !!!

A joyous announcement that checks all the boxes

Rape the Environment

Corporate GREED

Suck Corporate Rectal Orifice

Continue re-election fund

warms the heart dunnit?

Sane, this is so easy to fix, why don't you get the oil out of the ground as a sole proprietor? Stick it to the man and all he's beholden to, plus you can rub it in by rowing out to your oil rigs. It does warm the heart, 'cept for the part about rectal orifice.