I had Mr. Ed contact me on a gun I was selling.
There was to be no deal unless I changed the wording of my GunBroker ad to allow for an
"unconditional, no excuses 3 day inspection period with full return privileges, no questions asked".

So when Ed is a buyer, it's 3 days or no deal.
When Ed is a seller, good luck to you. "Unspecified" inspection and return.

It seems like whenever Ed is addressed
I get the feeling we're talking to the wrong end...
of Mr. Ed.

Ed, you're the worst kind of hypocrite.