I've come around to Lowell's way of thinking...

I've purchased ten different 311's. To finance this deal, all I had to do was sell my one AH Fox 16 gauge, which took all of 10 minutes to do so. What a sucker I sold that to! I got ten guns and he got only one! Now I have a shotgun for every situation! And you know, those 311's are just as good as the Fox!