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Once again AMERICAN based teams dominate the NHL.

Canadian doctors prescribe euthanasia for broken hearts.

https://babylonbee.com/video/canadian-doctor-prescribes-euthanasia-for-sore-knee


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The babalonbees satire keeps coming true ,holy wad!!!!

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That's Great. Should've done this to King Brown years ago....


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Originally Posted by improved modified
That's Great. Should've done this to King Brown years ago....

Have something somewhat funny teed up (golf analogy) but I’m generally not one to kick a fella when he’s down, so to speak. Don’t think King knew or cared much about hockey but at least he liked to banter about it. Or at least his favorite player, fellow Nova Scotian Sid Crosby.

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Golfin’ and dolphins.

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“We want Florida!” D-bag Toronto fans.

Panthers 2 Hurricanes 1 end of second.

https://babylonbee.com/news/peaceful-protest-breaks-out-at-hockey-game


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Well, that was exciting.



Vegas and Dallas tonight.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Well, that was exciting.



Vegas and Dallas tonight.


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If it hasn’t closed in your fair (cough, cough) city, maybe Wal Mart is looking for a greeter.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
If it hasn’t closed in your fair (cough, cough) city, maybe Wal Mart is looking for a greeter.

I’ll look into it. Been considering going back to work. Retirement is wearing me out.

You only have power over people as long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power-he's free again. A Solzhenitsyn


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The carnage has begun in Toronto. Dubas got the ax.


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We will bury you, Canada!

https://www.wsj.com/articles/nhl-st...s-panthers-stars-golden-knights-dab0c555


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A thrilling OT victory for the wholesome Las Vegas Glowing Knights over the dirty Dallas Stars

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Once again the Florida Panthers from Miami F-L-A (The New South) rocked ‘em in Raleigh. . .



. . .in a thrilling OT victory over the (North) Carolina Hurricanes.





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A great weekend of golf and hockey as Brooks Koepka prevailed at the PGA Championship at Oak Hill CC in beautiful Rochester, N.Y. USA and the Glowing Knights defeated the Dallas Stars in OT.


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Questo Buffone Vuole Darci Lezioni.

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(I Love Italy!)

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
A great weekend of golf and hockey as Brooks Koepka prevailed at the PGA Championship at Oak Hill CC in beautiful Rochester, N.Y. USA and the Glowing Knights defeated the Dallas Stars in OT.


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Questo Buffone Vuole Darci Lezioni.

https://torontosun.com/news/national/newspaper-calls-trudeau-a-buffoon-after-lecturing-italian-pm

(I Love Italy!)

‘Ya mean, like on your ass in front of a TV set?

Did almost 90 miles around Lake Pepin on an antique Raleigh DL1 Roadster, had a blast in the sunshine. My son has done the ride with me since he was 5. Put three broken bikes back on the road (one, twice) and was accused of being a spectral being that shows up to rescue people on broken bikes all weekend. Naw, just resourceful.

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The wife has a TV in her settee, but, I stay out of there, lest she think up another honeydew. I’m way more spectral in that regard.


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In all fairness to Canada.




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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Did almost 90 miles around Lake Pepin on an antique Raleigh DL1 Roadster…

https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record


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Good to hear you’re off the Oxy. Supercub!

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Did almost 90 miles around Lake Pepin on an antique Raleigh DL1 Roadster…

https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record


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Good to hear you’re off the Oxy. Supercub!

(What’s ‘crept beer?)

I could tell you, but, then, I’d have to kill you.

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Catch you on your wiener motorbike with my Raleigh bicycle, and kick that Cub out from under your arse...

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The story of Ted…




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Georgia needs a hockey team. Move the coyotes to Atlanta. And the Winnipeg Jets to Houston.

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Would appear that Detroit needs a hockey team, well, that, and a bunch of stuff that matters, as well.

And, Cubby needs an actual motorcycle. My idea of “Super”:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CBR1100XX

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“Punch” got there first in the late ‘50’s or early ‘60’s with a cartoon showing Harold Macmillan (then PM) in his scruffy Grouse shooting tweeds being confronted by a little green man who pops up out of the heather, imperiously demanding “Take me to your leader!”.

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Texans and Canadians really did themselves proud in Dallas last night.

Canadian Jamie Benn…



Texans…




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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Or, skills with same. Whatever.

Ted’s mad skills…




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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
And, Cubby needs an actual motorcycle. My idea of “Super”:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CBR1100XX

Here ya go, big shooter…

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2001-honda-cbr1100xx/


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The Cal­gary Flames owned his rights for one more year, but Tkachuk told them he wouldn’t be back for an en­core af­ter his break­out 104-point sea­son in 2021-22. He craved a bet­ter off-ice life­style than what was avail­able in Al­berta. . .

(In today’s Walleye Journal)

Can you imagine playing in Winnipeg, Manitoba? Talk aboot a gulag.

Dallas still hanging on by a thread. Vegas can finish them off on home ice.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
And, Cubby needs an actual motorcycle. My idea of “Super”:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CBR1100XX

Here ya go, big shooter…

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2001-honda-cbr1100xx/


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Thanks, I’m good on the FJ. I’ve owned both, the FJ is still here, as it is better at two up touring, and more comfortable around town.

Now, you, Cubby, should step up. A Blackbird would get your mind off the TV set. Even one with a dented tank.

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Daaayyymmmm! ! !




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Rocked ‘em in Vegas…

(Teamsters/Minnesotans suck)

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein

Lucky for you that dork in the pink shirt is in the picture. Guess that makes you the second biggest goof.

Are those cargo shorts? Or culottes?

Game 3 tonight Miami F-L-A.


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Breakfast at Ted’s.

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“It doesn’t matter who you are. If you come through the middle with your head down you’re gonna get hit.”

MatthewTkachuk

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Where do you go from here anyway for a good bread dinner?

Back to f.ckin’ Newfoundland.



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