Hmmm. I don't speak Spanish, but I'm guessing there may be a term comparable to that the French use for someone who doesn't speak French well: "Il parle francais comme une vache espagnole."
(He speaks French like a Spanish cow.)
Now this, I find interesting. After lecturing me a few weeks ago about the special rights earned by military veterans to comment here on this BBS... and after even defending the rights of King Brown, Ed Good, and John Kerry to spout their anti-gun rhetoric... we now have Larry mocking Francis (RWTF) about his Spanish.
Perhaps Larry forgot that Francis is a U.S. Marine Corps veteran. Or maybe he's just a hypocrite and a fool. And wouldn't you know it... Larry is also off topic once again... but so is the entire thread, so what the hell.
But if you wish to read perfect Spanish, your best bet is to go to a U.S. Government building, any hospital ER, or a Lowes or Home Depot.