..again this Spring. "What are you using to chase long beards?" "My reliable, awesome Franchi Affinity 12 ga with the 18 inch super duper 300 yard turkey choke."
Then a torrent of taunting and tirade for not using one of my doubles.
Shamed out of plastic and camo, I will be venturing far outside my Spring comfort zone, relying on French walnut and steel to bring home the bacon, err, turkey and dressing. There is hopefully enough choke in the factory tubes of my 314 (.047 left, .028 right) to put me at ease and a bird in the bag, but it is a exercise of faith- certainly less stressful than another dressing (pun intended) down from my friend up north.