I was expecting “There once was a man from Nantucket “...
Best,
Ted
This is Miller we’re talking about here Ted. I would’ve thought something more like this.
There once was a man from Tennessee
Who believed that the Bible didn’t prohibit slavery.
No matter how many of us were shocked, no matter how facocked,
Nor how much he was nudged, he never budged,
From what he thought what was In the scripture,
notwithstanding that a lot of us had a completely different picture.