Might get SanfOrd to take you out in his race boat....
….or the sand rail.
The year is 2071. Stan and Ted are trying to get gasoline for their race boat, sand rail and motorcycle.
You and jOe remind me of what I have read about wolverines. They foul a trapper's "set" by urinating or defecating on it. Their foul odor permeates everything around them.
Y'all can foul a thread faster than a wolverine can foul a trapper's set.
OBTW, 2071 is the number of useless posts you have defecated. Now, it's 2072 and sad to say, shows no signs of letting up.