I'm thinking I'll go to the river, park my boat, and shoot the grits over the river. I'd rather fish eat the swelled up grits than ants. I can see it now .....

I'm doing this 48 times. During this time a game warden pulls up. What are you shooting? Grits. Blank expression on GW's face. What? Yeah, shooting grits out of rifle cases to make them into shotgun cases. Silence. Is this how you bait up your carp hole? Blank expression on MY face. eek