My own "sporting injuries" record over 45 ish years....
Fishing...nothing.
Shooting ...a scratched eye from a hawthorn. Ouch, but no worse.
Soccer...one broken ankle.
Amateur Boxing...nothing.
Cricket...three broken fingers and a head cut.

So to paraphrase David "Cricket on the village green? No way, that's just too risky, pass me the 12 bore".