And, for those who liked the Russian gun joke, here's an Ukrainian one:

A Ukrainian Natounalist is in a Soviet prison and gets a letter from home. The wife writes:

- Oh, dear, what am I going to do, it's plowing time and you're away at prison, who's going to plow our field?

The man thinks for a while and writes back:

- If you find someone to plow the field make sure he's not one of them darned Commies, because I got the machine-gun buried in there!

A few weeks later the wife writes:

- Those Commies came again with a whole lot of soldiers and them soldiers started digging in the field and dug it up so well it doesn't need plowing! But they haven't found the machinegun. Think again - perhaps you've had it buried in my Momma's field?

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