Originally Posted by Stanton Hillis
Truth is, most of my self-inflicted injuries and accidents happened after I was "old enough to know better". The last was as recently as 2020, when I was 69.

Ah yes. The infamous pontoon boat slide affair.

Originally Posted by Stanton Hillis
I have figured out that an addiction to adrenaline rushes, combined with poor decisions, have led to my near demise numerous times.

That back flip off the roof onto the slide probably wasn’t the wisest decision. Should have just sat down and had someone nudge you with your cane.


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Don’t ever get on the ice with me, Stan. It won’t end well. (back on topic. Happy now, Ted?)