Truth is, most of my self-inflicted injuries and accidents happened after I was "old enough to know better". The last was as recently as 2020, when I was 69.

I have figured out that an addiction to adrenaline rushes, combined with poor decisions, have led to my near demise numerous times.

My hobbies include going to places that an ambulance can't get to, then doing things that will require an ambulance.

My only boast is that I've never done the same stupid thing twice that sent me to the ER . . . . . . . . yet.

May God bless America and those who defend her.