This is splendid indeed. I've moved on from having Terminally Triggered TransGomer Joff merely being obsessed with me.
I am now living rent free in TransGomer Joff's head... with utilities paid and pets allowed! What a great deal.
I do need to bring some furnishings because it is a totally empty head.
Princess Stevie can now send those PM's she has been wanting to send to me...
...just send them to:
keith
c/o TransGomer Joff's head
Blue State, U.S.A.
And don't forget to tell him whether you have paid Dave those $12.00 fees for years of Free Tagline Advertising of For-Profit Business Ventures.