OK, so the song was originally recorded by David Allen Coe... Big f***ing deal.
That does not change the fact that you replaced part of your Free Tagline Advertising with an obvious cry for help.
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain....
Sounds like you need more than a tissue there Princess SKB Stevie... sounds like you need to call the Suicide Helpline, and perhaps need to try using extra absorbent tampons until your PMS subsides.
And it most certainly does not change the fact that you are willing to "roll in the mud" over anything except your cowardly inability to tell us whether you have paid Dave the $12.00 fee for successful sales resulting from your continual Free Tagline Advertising.
Why are you so terrified of such a simple question. You act like such a big brave girl, but I can make you dodge, weave, lie, and hide by asking you that one question. You know the answer... but are apparently too ashamed to tell us.
So you just keep on running, hiding, dodging, twisting, and looking both foolish and deceptive. And I'll keep on asking the question that you are terrified to answer.
