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…can analytics and statistics explain why Scheifele tripped Steele? Should have let Hellebuyck handle it. Anyways, here’s the game winner.




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His dad died suddenly less than 24 hrs previously. Perhaps he wasn’t fully in the game.


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Originally Posted by canvasback
His dad died suddenly less than 24 hrs previously. Perhaps he wasn’t fully in the game.

Which is why I didn’t slag him or the Jets like I wish I could have.

Game 7 in Toronto tonight. Let’s go Cats.


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I actually went to that game with my son in law and 2 granddaughters. Not only was it my first hockey game to attend, but I had never even watched a full game on TV before. My granddaughters are ages 9 and 12 and they were very happy that the Stars won, but I don't think they understood the rules any better than I did. smile

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Originally Posted by coosa
I actually went to that game with my son in law and 2 granddaughters. Not only was it my first hockey game to attend, but I had never even watched a full game on TV before. My granddaughters are ages 9 and 12 and they were very happy that the Stars won, but I don't think they understood the rules any better than I did. smile

A fun and wholesome game fit for the entire family.

Really liked the Stars when they were led by American and Detroit native Mike Modano.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Modano

Will be a good series with Edmonton. Canada’s last hope after the Leafs were mauled by the Panthers.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by coosa
I actually went to that game with my son in law and 2 granddaughters. Not only was it my first hockey game to attend, but I had never even watched a full game on TV before. My granddaughters are ages 9 and 12 and they were very happy that the Stars won, but I don't think they understood the rules any better than I did. smile

A fun and wholesome game fit for the entire family.

Really liked the Stars when they were led by American and Detroit native Mike Modano.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Modano

Will be a good series with Edmonton. Canada’s last hope after the Leafs were mauled by the Panthers.


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Wow. A somewhat sober post, at 9:15AM. The 2:30AM stuff isn’t family rated.

Did you get a job?

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by coosa
I actually went to that game with my son in law and 2 granddaughters. Not only was it my first hockey game to attend, but I had never even watched a full game on TV before. My granddaughters are ages 9 and 12 and they were very happy that the Stars won, but I don't think they understood the rules any better than I did. smile

A fun and wholesome game fit for the entire family.

Really liked the Stars when they were led by American and Detroit native Mike Modano.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Modano

Will be a good series with Edmonton. Canada’s last hope after the Leafs were mauled by the Panthers.


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The most frustrating thing to me was that the stadium announcer never gave us any information. There were constant stoppages in play that would lead to a face-off, but he never once told us the call. Considering how difficult it is to see the puck from as far away as we were, I thought he would announce the call and why they were having a face-off, but he never did. Is this normal, or was it unique to Dallas?

Does the average fan see well enough to know what was called without being told, or do they just not care? I would have enjoyed it more if I understood the call instead of just being blasted with loud music.

I have always appreciated how our announcers at Auburn football games play it absolutely straight with no gamesmanship no matter what happened. They simply announce what happened - "Chris Davis returns the missed field goal 109 yards for a touchdown. Final score, Auburn 34, Alabama 28."

Those guys that play hockey have gotta be incredibly tough. I'm gonna watch on TV Wednesday night and try to understand it better.

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Originally Posted by coosa
Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by coosa
I actually went to that game with my son in law and 2 granddaughters. Not only was it my first hockey game to attend, but I had never even watched a full game on TV before. My granddaughters are ages 9 and 12 and they were very happy that the Stars won, but I don't think they understood the rules any better than I did. smile

A fun and wholesome game fit for the entire family.

Really liked the Stars when they were led by American and Detroit native Mike Modano.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Modano

Will be a good series with Edmonton. Canada’s last hope after the Leafs were mauled by the Panthers.


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The most frustrating thing to me was that the stadium announcer never gave us any information. There were constant stoppages in play that would lead to a face-off, but he never once told us the call. Considering how difficult it is to see the puck from as far away as we were, I thought he would announce the call and why they were having a face-off, but he never did. Is this normal, or was it unique to Dallas?

Does the average fan see well enough to know what was called without being told, or do they just not care? I would have enjoyed it more if I understood the call instead of just being blasted with loud music.

I have always appreciated how our announcers at Auburn football games play it absolutely straight with no gamesmanship no matter what happened. They simply announce what happened - "Chris Davis returns the missed field goal 109 yards for a touchdown. Final score, Auburn 34, Alabama 28."

Those guys that play hockey have gotta be incredibly tough. I'm gonna watch on TV Wednesday night and try to understand it better.


My family had season tickets to the Jets for many years and I've been watching hockey on TV since the late 1960s. I also used to play. I think what you didn't hear from the announcer at the game is pretty standard. Not saying it should be like that, just what it is. I have zero problem knowing where the puck is and how the play might unfold, but I've been watching for a long time. So it's rare, given the visual advantage of being in the stands, that I am surprised where the puck might go. I already know the most likely directions. About the only time I lose track of the puck is in a crowd scramble in front of the net. I know the puck is in there......just too many bodies to see exactly where. I also know most of the likely reasons why play gets stopped. Sometimes I miss it because it's a relatively new rule and I'm some old fart who likes it the way it used to be! Hahaha. There is an unwritten rule about hockey.....the longer play goes without a whistle, the better the game is to watch.

Most reasons for play stoppage that does not result in a penalty, most fans don't care about. They are usually very minor infractions and play stoppage tends to prevent that minor infraction from giving an advantage. Almost like a do-over. Although there are times, particularly in something like penalty killing, where the opportunity for play stoppage helps the short handed team by taking momentum away from the attacking team.

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I'd rather watch paint dry.


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Originally Posted by Stanton Hillis
I'd rather watch paint dry.


Good thing no one is trying to make you watch then.


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My wife thinks what I enjoy watching is worse, and to most folks it is. But, I can watch billiards being played by pros for hours, because I love to play myself.


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different horses for different courses....i love to watch motorcycle trials....

https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?qs=LT&pq=motorcycle+trials&sk=CSYN1MT2LT1UT2&sc=16-17&pglt=2339&q=motorcycle+trials+videos&cvid=c66e6603417e4b5b907ca77402eff1d8&gs_lcrp=EgRlZGdlKgYIBhAAGEAyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQABhAMgYIAhAAGEAyBggDEAAYQDIGCAQQABhAMgYIBRAAGEAyBggGEAAYQDIGCAcQABhAMgYICBAAGEDSAQkxMzc5MmowajGoAgiwAgE&PC=ASTS&ru=%2fsearch%3fqs%3dLT%26pq%3dmotorcycle%2btrials%26sk%3dCSYN1MT2LT1UT2%26sc%3d16-17%26pglt%3d2339%26q%3dmotorcycle%2btrials%2bvideos%26cvid%3dc66e6603417e4b5b907ca77402eff1d8%26gs_lcrp%3dEgRlZGdlKgYIBhAAGEAyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQABhAMgYIAhAAGEAyBggDEAAYQDIGCAQQABhAMgYIBRAAGEAyBggGEAAYQDIGCAcQABhAMgYICBAAGEDSAQkxMzc5MmowajGoAgiwAgE%26FORM%3dANNTA1%26PC%3dASTS&mmscn=vwrc&mid=8A802F21D6042AC30DA48A802F21D6042AC30DA4&FORM=WRVORC&ntb=1&msockid=7a0151a335a211f090d6e95acf790e58

and...https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=motorcycle%20trials%20videos&mid=BF085B744E2E8C81303ABF085B744E2E8C81303A&ajaxhist=0

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different horses for different courses....i love to watch motorcycle trials.


Speaking of trials:




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Originally Posted by Stanton Hillis
My wife thinks what I enjoy watching is worse, and to most folks it is. But, I can watch billiards being played by pros for hours, because I love to play myself.

Much as I enjoy billiards (grew up with a table in my bedroom) I have not got to the point of being able to watch it on TV. I am not a weekend regular in front of the tv wacthing sports as so many are, but as you rightly point out, a competence in a sport vastly increases the likelihood of enjoying watching it.

I'll watch golf and tennis occasionally. Baseball never (never played but I did play cricket) although I like listening to it on the radio and used to have season tickets to the Blue Jays. Basketball.....never. I didn't play it. Football once in a while. Hockey during the playoffs. Alpine skiing I love to watch. Good slalom watersking I could watch for hours. I like watching the competence and knowledge of the sport allows me to appreciate that competence.

And while reruns of sporting events, where the outcome is known, seems pointless to me, I can watch the 1973 Preakness and the 1973 Belmont Stakes endlessly.

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Four time nine-ball world champion Johnny Archer grew up and learned to shoot as a kid just a few miles down the road from me. I followed his career, as much as I could watching TV, until he retired from pro level competition. He now shoots local tournaments where I have had the opportunity to get to know him better, and try to learn from his techniques. Billiards has been a fascination for me ever since high school. In college I majored in agriculture and minored in snooker. Spent about as much time in Kendrick's Recreation Center, the local pool hall in Tifton, as I did in class at school.

I played golf in high school and college but lost interest in playing the game as an adult. It's a ritual for my wife and I to watch the closing round of The Masters Golf Tournament, here in Augusta, each April. The Augusta National, where it is held, has to be one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. It's like a paradise.


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Originally Posted by canvasback
Much as I enjoy billiards (grew up with a table in my bedroom)...

Why did you have a billy-ards table in your bedroom? Pet moose took up all the room in the den?


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
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Much as I enjoy billiards (grew up with a table in my bedroom)...

Why did you have a billy-ards table in your bedroom? Pet moose took up all the room in the den?


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Originally Posted by Stanton Hillis
Four time nine-ball world champion Johnny Archer grew up and learned to shoot as a kid just a few miles down the road from me. I followed his career, as much as I could watching TV, until he retired from pro level competition. He now shoots local tournaments where I have had the opportunity to get to know him better, and try to learn from his techniques. Billiards has been a fascination for me ever since high school. In college I majored in agriculture and minored in snooker. Spent about as much time in Kendrick's Recreation Center, the local pool hall in Tifton, as I did in class at school.

I played golf in high school and college but lost interest in playing the game as an adult. It's a ritual for my wife and I to watch the closing round of The Masters Golf Tournament, here in Augusta, each April. The Augusta National, where it is held, has to be one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. It's like a paradise.


Cliff Thorburn, first and only non British World snooker champion used to play at the pool hall my friends and I played at during Uni days in the mid 1970s.


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I have a lot of respect for the game of snooker. It seems to me to be a game for gentlemen. I saw lots of money won and lost at the front snooker table at Kendrick's, but never a fight. The rack man pulled a knife out one time and put it to the throat of a mouthy shooter who had called him "Monkey Man" because his ears stuck out. But, there wasn't a fight. wink IMO, snooker is to billiards what FITASC is to clay target shooting.

James, for sheer entertainment find a video of some of the Mosconi Cup, which is held annually, alternating between America and England. It is the American team against the European team and consists of team and individual matches. The audiences are raucous, loud and very much into the competition. I want to go to the Mosconi Cup when it comes back to America in 2026. It was in Orlando last year but I couldn't go. It really looks like a lot of fun. Many fans don face paint and clothes that represent their favorite team's homeland.


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Originally Posted by Stanton Hillis
James, for sheer entertainment find a video of some of the Mosconi Cup, which is held annually, alternating between America and England. It is the American team against the European team and consists of team and individual matches. The audiences are raucous, loud and very much into the competition. I want to go to the Mosconi Cup when it comes back to America in 2026. It was in Orlando last year but I couldn't go. It really looks like a lot of fun. Many fans don face paint and clothes that represent their favorite team's homeland.

That’s crazy! If there’s a flight to Mildenhall I’m going!

Not to interrupt your billy-ards thread but the Canes got rocked in Raleigh tonight.


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Not so much.

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I have seen a couple of alcohol fueled disagreements, where the billiard tools became weaponized, that were interesting.

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I am somewhat disappointed though not surprised that supposed ultra-nationalist Canadian James “Canada Jim” canvasback has not updated this thread in my absence. The Stanley Cup finals begin Wednesday in Edmonton, Alberta where the Oilers will host the (Miami) Florida Panthers. Of course as an American-Canadian I am rooting for the the team from Florida, though as I said last January, if a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup I will be happy it is Edmonton.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
I am somewhat disappointed though not surprised that supposed ultra-nationalist Canadian James “Canada Jim” canvasback has not updated this thread in my absence. The Stanley Cup finals begin Wednesday in Edmonton, Alberta where the Oilers will host the (Miami) Florida Panthers. Of course as an American-Canadian I am rooting for the the team from Florida, though as I said last January, if a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup I will be happy it is Edmonton.


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Billy-ards table in your bedroom? ROTFLMAO

Your absence inevitably brings its own je ne sais quoi that is far more rewarding than some stupid hockey game.

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About 90 here, today. Not thinking about hockey. If it was 30 I wouldn’t be, either.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Your absence inevitably brings its own je ne sais quoi...

Sorry, no hablo.

Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
About 90 here, today. Not thinking about hockey. If it was 30 I wouldn’t be, either.

Maybe get in on that tick thread?

The Athletic is handicapping where Marner goes in free agency. Here’s what they said about Winnipeg….

“Unfortunately for the Jets, their location is likely to work against them in this case”


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Way too much stupid on that one.

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After reading that D-day thread I find it somewhat ironic that a German (Leon “Drai” Draisaitl) just saved Canada’s bacon (which we all know is just ham) with a fluke goal in OT last night.

I also enjoy the Scotch game of golf.

https://www.northshoregolfcoursenc.com/

And of course

https://lejeunenewriver.usmc-mccs.org/recreation-fitness/recreation/golf-course


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How come you didn’t post a link to that beautiful course in Detroit?

Did they find another corpse on it?

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https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-...f-being-worse-than-the-usa-at-everything

I missed King being around. I don’t think he knew or cared much about hockey but at least he liked to banter about it. Mainly his Nova Scotia boys Sid “The Kid” Crosby, Nathan “Big Mac” MacKinnon and Brad “The Rat” Marchand, who had a monster post season.

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Good to see they mentioned poutine in that piece. Imagine the tragedy of a poutine free Canada.


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I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

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Originally Posted by Carcano
I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

Sure you would.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fl...e-that-hunter-laptop-was-russian-disinfo

https://nypost.com/2022/10/19/its-b...h-an-election-they-still-wont-apologize/

https://www.foxnews.com/media/baier...ter-biden-russian-info-letter-wasnt-true

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Originally Posted by Carcano
I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

I would suggest any German is in no position to be critical of the US, given that the US has handed you your standard of living for the last 80 years. You're upset now because Trump is insisting you now shoulder the burden of your own defense. Pitiful!

I guess you bought the Clinton - Steele dossier hook line and sinker. You guys do have a knack for unified thinking that marches you off a cliff.

Maybe just STFU and say thank you to the Americans for the last 80 years. Given German behavior in starting and waging WWII, the Allies would have been justified in letting you wallow in the rubble.

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Originally Posted by canvasback
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I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

I would suggest any German is in no position to be critical of the US, given that the US has handed you your standard of living for the last 80 years. You're upset now because Trump is insisting you now shoulder the burden of your own defense. Pitiful!

I guess you bought the Clinton - Steele dossier hook line and sinker. You guys do have a knack for unified thinking that marches you off a cliff.

Maybe just STFU and say thank you to the Americans for the last 80 years. Given German behavior in starting and waging WWII, the Allies would have been justified in letting you wallow in the rubble.

Wow, James. Thank you very much.

Gave me such a nice case of the swells that I could forgive the notion that Justin Trudeau was elected up there.

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Ted, some of us called it. The Western half of the country knew what a little poseur prick he was.

He was elected, as was our current idiot, Mark Carney, by the free shit army along with public employees and comfortable, mostly retired boomers.

And if you think you don’t like him, imagine how so many of us up here feel. I would hardly think it fair to characterize Americans as though you all voted for Biden, Clinton and Obama, even though a great many did.

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Originally Posted by Carcano
I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

Maybe clean house in the Fatherland first.

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/...the-fallacies-of-germanys-russia-policy/

Links in the article are pretty good.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/23/...s-share&referringSource=articleShare


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A great many voted for those US ass-clowns, whether they know it, or not:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...whistleblower-sent-gateway-pundit-video/

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Carcano
I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

Maybe clean house in the Fatherland first.

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/...the-fallacies-of-germanys-russia-policy/

Links in the article are pretty good.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/23/...s-share&referringSource=articleShare


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It’s got a solid foundation of golf, hockey and poutine.


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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Carcano
I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

Maybe clean house in the Fatherland first.

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/...the-fallacies-of-germanys-russia-policy/

Links in the article are pretty good.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/23/...s-share&referringSource=articleShare


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It’s got a solid foundation…hockey...

Well, the draft, free agency and expansion is coming up so I can probably keep it going for a couple more weeks. Supposedly Atlanta is going to be given another shot. I personally don’t think the citizens of that state have the intelligence or sophistication to understand the game but if there’s a billionaire down there that wants to give it a whirl, best of luck to him. It’ll probably be the best shot for Canada to get another team when they relocate to Quebec City X years later.


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Big news Canada Jim. Jonathan Toews is going sign with the Jets. There was some speculation he would reunite with Kane and DeBrincat in Hockeytown.

https://www.nhl.com/jets/news/jets-agree-to-terms-with-forward-jonathan-toews


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Carcano
I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

Maybe clean house in the Fatherland first.

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/...the-fallacies-of-germanys-russia-policy/

Links in the article are pretty good.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/23/...s-share&referringSource=articleShare


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It’s got a solid foundation…hockey...

Well, the draft, free agency and expansion is coming up so I can probably keep it going for a couple more weeks. Supposedly Atlanta is going to be given another shot. I personally don’t think the citizens of that state have the intelligence or sophistication to understand the game but if there’s a billionaire down there that wants to give it a whirl, best of luck to him. It’ll probably be the best shot for Canada to get another team when they relocate to Quebec City X years later.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Carcano
I would prefer a Putin-free USA: the very opposite of what Amerikanistan has become today, under Putin's orange poodle.

Maybe clean house in the Fatherland first.

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/...the-fallacies-of-germanys-russia-policy/

Links in the article are pretty good.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/23/...s-share&referringSource=articleShare


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It’s got a solid foundation…hockey...

Well, the draft, free agency and expansion is coming up so I can probably keep it going for a couple more weeks. Supposedly Atlanta is going to be given another shot. I personally don’t think the citizens of that state have the intelligence or sophistication to understand the game but if there’s a billionaire down there that wants to give it a whirl, best of luck to him. It’ll probably be the best shot for Canada to get another team when they relocate to Quebec City X years later.


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https://youtube.com/shorts/kU44XT5bxyI?si=8-LsNqVKlrc1bPCQ

Another reason to hate the Leafs. In the world’s most fanatical hockey market, where the Leafs sell out every game with season tickets, for over 50 years now, they constantly veto a team locating in Hamilton, Kitchener or London.

Any of those three locations would do far better than any other city in Canada.

Ontario and Quebec, 25 million people. 3 teams.

Alberta 4.5 million 2 teams.

Manitoba 1.4 million. 1 team.

NS is barely 1 million. There’s not enough money in Halifax or in Quebec City. The Jets stay afloat because the silent backer is in the $50 billion plus club.


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Canadian invents new game! HOLF! (HOckey + goLF)



Big guy is former NHL centre man Nick “Big Nick” Tarnasky. Listed at 6’2” 230 in his playing days.


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Not a new sport. Hockey is good training for dealing with the people that need to FAFO. Note the good hold Tarnasky had on his shirt. On ice that's to deal with equal and opposite forces because you are on skates. On land, that is to pull the idiot's head into the punch.


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The “yer off to a good start, bud” as he crawled out of the swamp killed me.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
The “yer off to a good start, bud” as he crawled out of the swamp killed me.


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Meh. Just another day at the golf course.

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Well, James

That time of year again. I’m sure you’re as excited as I am to get the season started. McDavid not signed. All the other upcoming UFA’s not signed, waiting for him to set the ceiling. Wings could use a LW1 on a line with Larks and Rayzer. Kyle Connor would be a good fit.

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Canada Jim

Season starts tonight.

McDavid signed two years team friendly extension.

https://youtube.com/shorts/dtQ3ULOXTG4?si=y8AjUBHs3D3ot6I5

https://youtube.com/shorts/nghPYzRHYrw?si=PtQgvgwDd7FlKJdA

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Stan, Argo (defense)
Make sure your insurance is up to date. If the Doublegun bbs tournament ever takes place you’re going to need it.

I don't know about Gene, but my bases are covered. Trust me. And, it ain't about insurance, per se.


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I’d kinda been hoping this thread had died the sad death it deserves.

Gotta say one thing for old LR. He sure knows how to beat a horse to death.

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Originally Posted by canvasback
I’d kinda been hoping this thread had died the sad death it deserves.

Gotta say one thing for old LR. He sure knows how to beat a horse to death.

You could, of course, simply skip over it and ignore it.


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Originally Posted by BrentD, Prof
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I’d kinda been hoping this thread had died the sad death it deserves.

Gotta say one thing for old LR. He sure knows how to beat a horse to death.

You could, of course, simply skip over it and ignore it.

Might have to mix in a bit of politics to pique his interest. Trump and Carney seemed to be getting along pretty good at the White House.




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Carney is an idiot and the only thing interesting is watching Trump troll him.


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Carney is an idiot...

So is Stan. He’ll be singing a different tune when he’s introduced to the LR All Stars.


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Le petite Jacques du Canada…Little Canada Jim…

I’m learning French because all Canadians should speak all three official languages…

Right where they belong…

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Le petite Jacques du Canada…Little Canada Jim…

I’m learning French because all Canadians should speak all three official languages…

Right where they belong…

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings


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It might be interesting to see inside your head for a few brief moments.

But on second thought, no thanks.


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Le petite Jacques du Winnipeg…

The Jets are looking old, slow and stupid. Kinda like your line mates Ted and Stan.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/68...ambert-trade/?source=user_shared_article

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Someone do us all a favor and kill this thread.


Dodging lions and wasting time.....
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Originally Posted by Ken Nelson
Someone do us all a favor and kill this thread.

Yer right crooked today, wah.


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Originally Posted by Ken Nelson
Someone do us all a favor and kill this thread.

That was a polite que for Lonny to work some motorcycle into the thread.



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Curiosity will out. Trying to connect these heart-warming tales, Canadian politics, ice hockey, African poverty to double guns is an interesting mind ju-jitsu trick. The link will reveal itself, no doubt; we just have to cogitate in an imaginative wonderland a bit more. MKULTRA comes to mind.

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(Unless you are just pretending to be hoi palloi). re Ted-quote Argon44 from the locked 16 bore thread.

The guy is a teamster working for communists and drives an Oldsmobile. Either he’s super dedicated or the CIA has him on the really good stuff.

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MKULTRA comes to mind.

I have to admit. I check that O’Reilly thread every now and again to see if you finally cracked. Babbling on and on for the past 10 years about O’Reilly shootsguns and serial numbers extant.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
(Unless you are just pretending to be hoi palloi). re Ted-quote Argon44 from the locked 16 bore thread.

The guy is a teamster working for communists and drives an Oldsmobile. Either he’s super dedicated or the CIA has him on the really good stuff.

Originally Posted by Argo44
MKULTRA comes to mind.

I have to admit. I check that O’Reilly thread every now and again to see if you finally cracked. Babbling on and on for the past 10 years about O’Reilly shootsguns and serial numbers extant.


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Eh, douch,
Not a Teamster. The Olds is put away.

You know, people who live in glass houses….


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Little Canada Jim (English)
Le Petite Jacques du Canada (French)
Wee Jimmy comes from away (Newfish)

Because really, all Canadians should speak all three official languages.

Wee Jimmy, how ‘bout those Jets? Luckily eked out a point last night against the Mammoth or they’d be tied for last in the league. What a difference a year makes wha?

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings/_/group/league

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Little Canada Jim (English)
Le Petite Jacques du Canada (French)
Wee Jimmy comes from away (Newfish)

Because really, all Canadians should speak all three official languages.

Wee Jimmy, how ‘bout those Jets? Luckily eked out a point last night against the Mammoth or they’d be tied for last in the league. What a difference a year makes wha?

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings/_/group/league

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Waiting to see if Mississippi comes through and drops their state income tax. You know, Minnesota Governor Walz seems to have misplaced about $10 billion around these parts.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Waiting to see if Mississippi comes through and drops their state income tax. You know, Minnesota Governor Walz seems to have misplaced about $10 billion around these parts.

Bloody shame Minnesota is such a corrupt, high tax shytehole. It would be a nice place other than that. Waaay better than Jawja for sure. Miss’sippi? Good luck. I’d move to Columbia first.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Waiting to see if Mississippi comes through and drops their state income tax. You know, Minnesota Governor Walz seems to have misplaced about $10 billion around these parts.

Bloody shame Minnesota is such a corrupt, high tax shytehole. It would be a nice place other than that. Waaay better than Jawja for sure. Miss’sippi? Good luck. I’d move to Columbia first.


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I think you mean Colombia.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
You’d be dead about 30 minutes after you left the airport.



Ted,

You’re the kind of guy that would go to a five star hotel and stick your head in the toilet and claim that it sucked. Maybe you and JR can go to a Solzhenitsyn slam in Jackson after you move there.




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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
You’d be dead about 30 minutes after you left the airport.



Ted,

You’re the kind of guy that would go to a five star hotel and stick your head in the toilet and claim that it sucked. Maybe you and JR can go to a Solzhenitsyn slam in Jackson after you move there.




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You know, Rhodes, the scroll on the bottom of the screen on the TV broadcast, in Colombia, letting you know who had been kidnapped, who had been released, and who was dead, was more compelling to me, when I was there, then anything I ever read by Solzhenitsyn.

24-7.

On second thought, I think you should go. Take your mind right off hockey.

Meant to ask, is this you?



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Struck a nerve, eh.


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Wow, that's quite a video Ted. What a F'ing pussy. I hope the girlfriend dumped him immediately. I don't want to go unarmed into a knife fight but I'm sure not hiding while my girlfriend does.


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Wow, that's quite a video Ted. What a F'ing pussy. I hope the girlfriend dumped him immediately. I don't want to go unarmed into a knife fight but I'm sure not hiding while my girlfriend does.

It was the guys wife.

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Hope Chicago wins tonight.

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings/_/group/league

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How goes the politickin’?


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James,

You’re going to have to talk to me before you’re through. Some of you will. And you can tell Ted and Stan I said so.

Last year around this time you were providing all kinds of stats and analytics on the Jets. Care to expound on this?

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings/_/group/league

At least you still have the Canadiens.


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Why would I talk about a team that is playing like shit. Why wouldn’t I talk about a team that essentially led the league start to finish last year.

I’m sure you understand the difference.

I don’t talk to you much now because you often behave like a dick. I have better things to do. Maybe you get your jollies baiting people. IDK. I have a good time talking with people like Stan and Ted. They don’t start the convo with bait. You want talk? Change your tack.


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Originally Posted by canvasback
Why would I talk about a team that is playing like shit. Why wouldn’t I talk about a team that essentially led the league start to finish last year.

I’m sure you understand the difference.

I don’t talk to you much now because you often behave like a dick. I have better things to do. Maybe you get your jollies baiting people. IDK. I have a good time talking with people like Stan and Ted. They don’t start the convo with bait. You want talk? Change your tack.

Whoa. Apropos, right there, James. The big D.

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Originally Posted by canvasback
Why would I talk about a team that is playing like shit.

I don’t know, hometown team? Just a summer soldier I guess.

Originally Posted by canvasback
I don’t talk to you much now because you often behave like a dick.

Still sore about the ribbing I gave you about your political speech? That was some of the dumbest shyte I’ve ever read. I would have given you a pass but you had to end it with - AND FREEDOM! lolz

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I have a good time talking with people like Stan and Ted.

Bruh.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by canvasback
Why would I talk about a team that is playing like shit.

I don’t know, hometown team? Just a summer soldier I guess.

Originally Posted by canvasback
I don’t talk to you much now because you often behave like a dick.

Still sore about the ribbing I gave you about your political speech? That was some of the dumbest shyte I’ve ever read. I would have given you a pass but you had to end it with - AND FREEDOM! lolz

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I have a good time talking with people like Stan and Ted.

Bruh.


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ps - you still politickin’?

Don’t flatter yourself. Given the way you post here I could care less about some supposed ribbing. Simply a troll here. Never posting anything about guns. You behave like an a$$hole consistently here so I can only assume you are an a$$hole in the rest of your life.

So I’ve made the mistake of wasting a couple min on you today. But every once in a while it probably helps for you to hear the truth.

Now I’ll go back to ignoring you.

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If there was a hockey game last night, he might not see this for a day or two.

Bravo, James.

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I forgot to add that i'm actually pheasant.Hunting while you're sitting on your butt, ted.


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I’m sure you are wrong, prof.

On both counts.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
I’m sure you are wrong, prof.

On both counts.

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I'm pretty sure i'm right on all three.


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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Bravo, James.

For proving what a whiny little baby you are.

I wish you would give us some updates on your political career.

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Bravo, James.

For proving what a whiny little baby you are.

I wish you would give us some updates on your political career.

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Saturday matinee, Ted. Pens handed the winged wheelers a stinging defeat.

Sounds like you were the one sitting on their butt.

Fuel is out of the car and the bike, net total of 6 gallons for the snow blower. Two cups of oil in the FJ tank, batteries out, and on the maintainer, done in the shop for now. Pheasant and grouse season are closed here. But, no sitting around on my butt.


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Who does the winter store for you on the Cub?

Sure as hell isn’t you.

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Figured you eat enough crow right here, prof. Remember when you said Trump would never, ever, win again?

Big one right there. Hell, he won three times looking at the votes counts from Georgia. Funny how when you look at the evidence, instead saying there isn’t any, the big picture changes, not that you would notice.

Suppose I could hunt tomorrow, since I got my work done, and they left the season open across the weekend after the 1st, bless their hearts.

Never done it before. They probably figured you needed the extra time.

I got a freezer full of ditch parrots.

You got a freezer full of crows, I’m guessing.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Fuel is out of the car and the bike, net total of 6 gallons for the snow blower. Two cups of oil in the FJ tank, batteries out, and on the maintainer, done in the shop for now.

Those are some mad skilz there, Ted. Hooking up a battery to a maintainer and filling a snow blower with gas. Hoo boy! I think you could have worked your way up to chief donut and coffee getter at Bubba McCaullif’s demolition derby down in Jackson Miss’ssippi if you hadn’t hit the shop right out of high school. Gotta be better than whatever the heck you’re doing now.

Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Who does the winter store for you on the Cub?

I ride that thing all winter. We’re quite a bit tougher here in The Motor.


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Mad skills happened when I restored them, motor city boy. I did all the mechanical, bodywork, paint, interior, vinyl top, and electrical on both. No need to bore you with updates and modifications you can’t grasp, like disc brakes on the Olds, and relays on the big draw electrics on the bike, I’m sure.
You might want to look into some studded tires for the Cub, stud.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Mad skills happened when I restored them, motor city boy. I did all the mechanical, bodywork, paint, interior, vinyl top, and electrical on both. No need to bore you with updates and modifications you can’t grasp, like disc brakes on the Olds, and relays on the big draw electrics on the bike, I’m sure.

lol. And here you are wasting your time working for communists. Ever occur to you to open your own shop? No guts?


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Ever built a motor?

Not since high school.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Mad skills happened when I restored them, motor city boy. I did all the mechanical, bodywork, paint, interior, vinyl top, and electrical on both. No need to bore you with updates and modifications you can’t grasp, like disc brakes on the Olds, and relays on the big draw electrics on the bike, I’m sure.

lol. And here you are wasting your time working for communists. Ever occur to you to open your own shop? No guts?

It did occur to me. It also occurred to me that I’d have to deal with the general public. Look in the mirror, home fries. You know anybody who wants to deal with you?


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Ever built a motor?

Not since high school.

Got my start there, too. But, they wouldn’t let me tear into a big block Olds.

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Haven’t landed anywhere.

But, for sure, Detroit was never in the running.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Isn’t it ‘aboot time for you to be on a snowmobile in Ontario?

Figure out how to work the quote feature and edit that mess above and I’ll get back with you.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Isn’t it ‘aboot time for you to be on a snowmobile in Ontario?

Figure out how to work the quote feature and edit that mess above and I’ll get back with you.


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Close enough to my beer and snack time that I was in a hurry-you’ll muddle though it

Did you Complain about having to read in the Army, or at UPS?

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Close enough...

You rebuild engines like that?

Fix your sloppy work.


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Guns, motorcycles, hockey, Colombia…..a little bit of everything for everyone.

James, pause it at 0:01. lol, gotta love the Winnipeg Sun.

To be fair…the Jets have won two straight and crawled out of the basement. That honor belongs to the Canucks now.




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Say A

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Say E

Say R

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Just offer the owners of the Jets $1.5B and move them to Atlanta.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/25/nhl-valuations-2025-winnipeg-jets.html


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Given that the key owner of the Jets is worth in the vicinity of $70 billion USD I don’t think your suggestion of an offer will be too motivating.


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Originally Posted by canvasback
Given that the key owner of the Jets is worth in the vicinity of $70 billion USD I don’t think your suggestion of an offer will be too motivating.

I don’t give two shytes what billionaires consider motivating. (Power to the people!)

I doubt I could root harder for a Winnipeg Jet than what I’ll be for Connor Hellyebuyck tomorrow.


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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by canvasback
Given that the key owner of the Jets is worth in the vicinity of $70 billion USD I don’t think your suggestion of an offer will be too motivating.

I don’t give two shytes what billionaires consider motivating. (Power to the people!)

I doubt I could root harder for a Winnipeg Jet than what I’ll be for Connor Hellyebuyck tomorrow.


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Keep it in your pants LR. Your gayness for athletes is showing.

Edit to add: I see you subscribe to the politics of jealousy. Good to know. Envy does tend to eat away at good leftists.

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How’s the politickin’ going?


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Maybe the team will move to Mississippi?


https://brilliantmaps.com/richer-or-poorer-than-mississippi/

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Maybe the team will move to Mississippi?


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If they do, I won’t. Goes double for you, Rhodes.

It's the tariff on voting for liberals Ted. Should be a cautionary tale for Americans.

How's Minnesota doing these days. You have a habit of pot calling kettle black on these kinds of topics. Seems like your state would fit right into Canada, except you are a little more violent than us. LOL Sure like those Lefties and Muslim migrants though. Yep, you'd be right at home up here.

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The truth hurts, eh, James?

I wasn’t born here. Not ‘gonna die here, either. That’s the plan, ‘anyhoo. Minnesota is better than Canada in only one way, and that is there are more roads leading out of the place to states where actual American normies live. I also think you have something backwards. Canada, would fit right in Minnesota, if the truth be known. Carney’s got nothing on Walz, how do you lose $19 billion in less than a biennium, on a governor’s salary? Kamala truly had to find somebody dumber than her, and it is the only assignment she ever got a passing grade on.

At the time, mid 1960s, Dad knew he had to get off the East coast, the stench of unfettered liberalism drove him out of New Jersey and Maryland. Fast forward to about the year 2000, and he realized, too late, he should have gone farther west.

He wasn’t wrong.

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USA won.

I watched them win last time they won gold. 1980. In the US. Jackson Hole. That was kinda fun.


Well done.

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Originally Posted by canvasback
USA won.

I watched them win last time they won gold. 1980. In the US. Jackson Hole. That was kinda fun.


Well done.

That’s awesome! I think. Maybe.

Didn’t watch it.

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USA won.

I watched them win last time they won gold. 1980. In the US. Jackson Hole. That was kinda fun.


Well done.

That’s awesome! I think. Maybe.

Didn’t watch it.

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Didn’t watch in 1980, either.

Being in the room, actually a ski lodge lounge, in America, filled with Americans, while their team pulled off the impossible against the Soviets.....well watching a sporting event on tv can hardly get better than that.


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Originally Posted by canvasback
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USA won.

I watched them win last time they won gold. 1980. In the US. Jackson Hole. That was kinda fun.


Well done.

That’s awesome! I think. Maybe.

Didn’t watch it.

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Didn’t watch in 1980, either.

Being in the room, actually a ski lodge lounge, in America, filled with Americans, while their team pulled off the impossible against the Soviets.....well watching a sporting event on tv can hardly get better than that.

Not the Miracle on Ice but still pretty satisfying watching that French monster ragdoll Canadian Tom Wilson.

https://youtube.com/shorts/XWxDfg77xR4?si=J0Ce-Tv_GEUPCyTL


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USA won.

I watched them win last time they won gold. 1980. In the US. Jackson Hole. That was kinda fun.


Well done.

That’s awesome! I think. Maybe.

Didn’t watch it.

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Didn’t watch in 1980, either.

Being in the room, actually a ski lodge lounge, in America, filled with Americans, while their team pulled off the impossible against the Soviets.....well watching a sporting event on tv can hardly get better than that.

Not the Miracle on Ice but still pretty satisfying watching that French monster ragdoll Canadian Tom Wilson.

https://youtube.com/shorts/XWxDfg77xR4?si=J0Ce-Tv_GEUPCyTL


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I think he gave up…

Just as well, Ted. I doubt he could get elected dog catcher in Gogama.




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“Canadians are idiots. Our government are idiots. Canadians are traitors to that which made them wealthy. I live in a failed state.” Canada Jim

Bruh, look on the bright side…

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“Canadians are idiots.” Canada Jim

I wonder how many of those elbows uppers wish they were in Arizona or Florida right now.

As of February 24, 2026, over 26,000 Canadians have registered with Global Affairs Canada as being in Mexico. Many are currently stranded or under shelter-in-place orders in areas like Puerto Vallarta due to severe cartel violence following the death of a drug cartel leader. Major Canadian airlines have cancelled numerous flights.

Numbers: More than 26,000 Canadians are registered in the country, with approximately 5,000 located in the affected Jalisco State alone.
Situation: The Canadian government has not announced plans to send military or rescue flights.
Advice: Travelers are urged to register with Global Affairs Canada and follow local authority instructions, which include sheltering in place.


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Try Colombia next time canooks. Heck, even Winnipeg is probably looking pretty good right now.

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
How’s the politickin’ going?


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About like normal.

Score is zero to zero with no winning, the same Gomers yelling back and forth past each other with no impact on each other, but consistently driving away other potential customers for Dave.

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“I live in a failed state.” Canada Jim

I was out smoking (Newminster 400+Cornell & Diehl Dark Burley 50/50 mix in a Ser Jacopo bent brandy) and was thinking James was just being dramatic. I searched “is Canada a failed state” on YouTube and was shocked what came up. Ya, Wee Jimmy is fooked.

Maybe Ted can adopt you…

“Immigrating to the USA legally usually requires a sponsor (family member or employer) to file a petition, followed by a visa application, interview, and, if approved, obtaining a Green Card for permanent residency. Primary pathways include family-based, employment-based, the Diversity Visa Lottery, or refugee status.”


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You can lear [sic] (Hi, Stan!) a lot by reading…

“This is the dynamic the economist Albert Hirschman warned about: That loyalty is what turns frustration into voice—the impulse to fix what is broken rather than flee. Today, exit is cheap and reversible. When taxes rise or services disappoint, the response is no longer to press for reform but to move.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_O._Hirschman


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Exit, Voice and Loyalty model (or hope Ted adopts you, James canvasback.)
https://www.wsj.com/real-estate/mia...cVE7s7&reflink=article_copyURL_share

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Sorry, Rhoads, I already got my immigrant. One is enough:

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“Give us your best, your educated, your brightest, your hottest”……

Something like that. I don’t remember. Statue of Liberty speak.

I do remember the pasty skinned maggot of a government perfunctory, with a bad comb over, telling me she was my problem at her immigration hearing, and there would be no assistance, medical or otherwise, and even if she ran off with the local Tren de Aragua branch, I was responsible for demonstrating she had health insurance, a roof over her head, and three squares a day, and if she got so much as a parking ticket to expect her to be deported.

She took to American life like a baby duck to water. The notion of going out and actually hunting what you are going to eat is ‘kinda weird to her (city girl) but, she plays along:

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‘Gotta love a girl with a 16 gauge double on her arm.



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You know, Alberta isn’t all that happy with the notion of Canada. James might be just fine, there.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Sorry, Rhoads, I already got my immigrant.

Don’t apologize to me. Wee Jimmy is the one in a pickle.

Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
You know, Alberta isn’t all that happy with the notion of Canada. James might be just fine, there.

Nation building is somewhat more difficult than putting gas in a snowblower….

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/1qpyc9r/op_explains_the_complexities_of_alberta_trying_to/


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Besides, Alberta doesn’t have a hockey club that will make it to the Stanley Cup either. What a tire fire in Toronto, eh Jimmy.

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Originally Posted by lonesome roads
Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Sorry, Rhoads, I already got my immigrant.

Don’t apologize to me. Wee Jimmy is the one in a pickle.

Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
You know, Alberta isn’t all that happy with the notion of Canada. James might be just fine, there.

Nation building is somewhat more difficult than putting gas in a snowblower….

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/1qpyc9r/op_explains_the_complexities_of_alberta_trying_to/


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Besides, Alberta doesn’t have a hockey club that will make it to the Stanley Cup either. What a tire fire in Toronto, eh Jimmy.

Alberta literally doesn’t have to do anything, besides quit communicating and cooperating with Ottawa. The Nation is built. An aircraft carrier parked off the coast wouldn’t help much (as if) and, besides, most of Ottawa’s Jeeps won’t start until spring, anyway.

If then.

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Originally Posted by Ted Schefelbein
Alberta literally doesn’t have to do anything, besides quit communicating and cooperating with Ottawa...

Sounds good in theory. Be interesting to see how it works in practice.


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