Stan:

You'd like my 1901 LC Smith hammer, but I get it.

Very old hammerguns (built before choke existed) are a version of a "time-machine". Everything about them is an aesthetic and then a nostalgic consideration. The fact that they are still deadly weapons only makes it ever-so-much better. I also happen to know that you have some very handsome doubleguns as well, so the aesthetic and nostalgic considerations aren't exactly wasted on you.

You clearly "get it" as well.