When they started hiring the people with all the piercings and tattoos, that’s when I first began to get a hint that something was up. Then came the people with the brown skin. I was like what? Can’t I get an American doctor anymore?

Everybody knows our welfare system is overwhelmed by undeserving cigarette smoking fat people that don’t belong in America sucking up our healthcare resources. They make me wait. They spread germs amongst us. They only use emergency rooms. And they,ve done it all to themselves.

And they don’t want me hunting with firearms. They only vote for people that will give them more of my tax dollars.

Out there doing it best I can.