"Sold as an exempt item under Section 58 (2) of the 1968 Firearms Act, to be held as a curiosity or ornament"

"I say, Cholmondley, old boy: What on Earth is this unspeakably large old snaphaunce for?"

"It's my punt's main ornament, dear Featherstonehaugh."

"My word. Thing looks like it should be crew-served."

"'Tis, in fact. Keira Knightley loads for me on her free weekends."

"I seeee... You absolute rakehell! How do you manage your lifestyle?"

"Well, she's rather fond of roast swan..."