I understand completely not having a need for them, Hammergun. I reread my post and realize it sounds condescending. I apologize for that. I should have taken more pains to not sound so. I've just not had the problems with ejectors many seem to have had. Maybe I've been lucky, and haven't owned doubles with troublesome designs. My first AH Fox was a non-ejector, with which I shot doves a whole season. I swore never to do that again.
My other hunting pursuits do not "require" speedy reloading to the extent doves do, but I just love the little mechanical inventions. Probably just another of my many character flaws.

Best to you, SRH