Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est urbs habet octo colles!
Your mama is so fat when she goes to Rome it has 8 hills!

Still is my favorite Latin phrase. I rather like the direction this thread has taken. Can not have too much Latin. Amazing, for a dead language, how useful it is sometimes. Perhaps it is only useful because it is a dead language and nobody can screw it up anymore. My late father could remember Latin he learned in high school up into his 90s.