So if I understand this correctly, it is most likely members of the Zahka Khel Afridi who were calling me several times a day, promising to lower the interest rate on my Visa or MasterCard to as little as zero percent.
They always had a thick Pakistani accent, yet told me their name was Michael Jones or Mark Smith. That was always a clue that they couldn't be trusted. When they asked for my card expiration date, I usually strung them along and told them I had to go get my card. I just set the phone down for about 10-15 minutes, and then found the thieving bastards still waiting when I picked up the phone again. I gave them a fake expiration date, and then they would ask for my card number, beginning with 5. So I would tell them, "5". Several seconds would pass and then they explained that they needed the rest of my card number. I acted confused, and asked if they meant the expiration date. When they told me they wanted my whole 16 digit card number, that's when I asked them if they just came out of a camel's ass. Then I proceeded to tell them how stupid they were for wasting time every day trying to get my credit card info, and getting nothing but verbal abuse. It was an enjoyable way to deal with them.
One got so pissed that he told me Osama bin Laden is still alive. But we already know that because Obama never showed us a corpse. Trump would never show respect to a murdering rat like that. Trump was also smart enough to cut aid to Pakistan, and Liberal Democrats felt he was wrong to stop sending our money to back-stabbers and crooks.
