Or better yet, how about one of those fabulous Model 21 Grand Royals or American Eagles? I can just imagine someone drooling over one as they run their hands over that gracious wood and being mesmerized by the elegant gold animals and the rich work done by the great Angelo Bee. And then, they run their eyes down along the fine lines of the gun, until they gasp in horror at a pimple of a splinter forearm. AAAAAAHHHHH!!