Actually lonesome, you can be as brainless as Billy and still have an aneurysm:

An aortic aneurysm is an abnormal bulge that occurs in the wall of the major blood vessel (aorta) that carries blood from your heart to your body. Aortic aneurysms can occur anywhere in your aorta and may be tube-shaped (fusiform) or round (saccular).Mar 9, 2018

Source: The National Enquirer... They do all my thinking, so blame them... not me!

I'm not sure if Billy would be capable of golf because you have to be able to count all the way to double digits. And he'd probably see all the herbicides and pesticides they use on golf courses and blame Trump for ruining the environment. I think he may be as intelligent as a hockey puck, so that's a possibility.


Voting for anti-gun Democrats is dumber than giving treats to a dog that shits on a Persian Rug