Produce the evidence, keith.

As for my trail of misdemeanours, I figure perhaps in the thousands, work and play, federal, provincial and local laws, never charged criminal code.


I enjoyed most of them: a heavy pedal in a new machine, shots off wrong side of day opening and closing, campfires out of season, breaking liquor laws.

My sins of omission crossing international borders with firearms in a/c survival kit wouldn't raise an eyebrow at the time.