keith, you must have been among the pious Americans who complained all the way to Congress about a split-second quarter-nipple exposure on television.

A felony now? How about a charge under the Official Secrets Act---treason--for reporting US-Canada defence strategy---published in US trade magazines.

That was fun. Not so much when Castro put me in prison for breaking the law, and the anti-revolutionaries dragged me out to die in a ditch.

(Getting into the Cuban prison with disappeared Americans, allowed me to return a favour to CIA which assisted me in Haiti.)

Get a life. Even a little adultery and whoring deserves empathetic understanding during war and peacekeeping. Grate too much against your patriotism?