Gee, lonesome, something getting under your skin? No mischief intended on my part, but as student of US history and institutions, I'm hearing here of a coming civil war. Canada needs you whole.Tell your weak neighbour it isn't so.

With checks and balances, what's happened to the people governing? No one talking to each other, ready to take on the US army? Is the loser with a million more votes a problem?' 'Splain, hockey buddy!