If someone, anyone, wants to believe their gun was specially built for the tooth fairy, I don’t automatically have a problem with that. But, don’t offer up some BS that validated what you believe. Also, don’t imply a guy like Dewey Vicknair is unqualified to work on your tooth fairy gun, because he has had enough of the particular brand of decay tooth fairy guns are known for, and doesn’t want to deal with crap like that anymore. Another thing, don’t challenge anybody to explain “engineeringly” how the Brown rotary bolt in your tooth fairy gun could possibly come loose. Because everybody knows it is impossible for a Brown rotary bolt to come loose.

Until they do. Just ask Dewey.

Best,
Ted