You spent time around the SRS in SC and didn't learn about cathead biscuits? You must not 'a been down here long.

They're homemade....... using flour, baking soda, lard and salt (and water). They're about as big around as a cat's head, and about half that thick. Made right you can poke a hole in the side of one with your finger and fill it with butter and molasses, or syrup. Or, you can sop dove gravy with it. It's what all bread becomes at the rapture.

SRH

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