Originally Posted By: 2-piper
I never saw it done, but all my life (Nearly) I have heard tales of people turpentining a Cat's Rear. Always heard it would put them in Overdrive.
I personally use Turpentine, but not on my hemorrhoids.

Once knew a man who was suffering with them one day at work & one of his co-workers (Not Me) told him he had some ointment which was very good on them. The thing was though he slipped him a tube of Ben Gay. He went to the restroom & applied it & the Screech he let out was heard all over the shop, even above the sound of all those lathes & milling machines running.

Sheewwww....