"To tell the truth, the kind of hunter I am is the go-to-a-fancy-quail-plantation kind, where they chase a lot of birds at you and every now and then you shoot a quail (or, if youre Dick Cheney, a lawyer).
I have a small, lightweight, fancy-quail-plantation type of shotgun, a 28-gauge side-by-side firing little shells with 7 shot in them. Using this to shoot something that would feed a family (which a quail wouldnt) is problematic. I might as well throw a frisbee at Canadian geese.
As for actual big game, such as moose, my only hope would be something like a mafia hit. Id have to lure the moose to a sit-down someplace where it thought it was safe (Loyal Order of Moose fraternal gathering at the local Moose Lodge?), and sneak up behind it, and at very close range Bada Bing!
And even this, with a 28-gauge and 7 shot, might only annoy the moose."
Not really funny, just stupid.
JR
