I'm not a liar Frank, unlike Keith's new BFF Dave Buehner.
Who is Dave Buehner?
Suggesting that I have a BFF named Dave Buehner isn't doing anything to support your contention that you are not a liar.
And what in hell does a tax deductible long weekend in Guatemala or a volcano eruption have to do with double shotguns or Damascus barrels?
I was sure we'd hear something about your cajones or St. Ambrose again, but I was wrong.
However, your bizarre and disjointed rant does lend some credence to what SKB said in another thread about insufficient funding for Mental Health care. Unlike Owen, I did not miss your repetitive copy-and-paste Google research.