A group of my hunting buddies and I were on a plane to Mexico to bird hunt. We were seated together and were talking about the collapse of the bobwhite quail population in the South.

As we talked about how many coveys we had previously found on our respective hunting grounds and how many we'd bag in a day, a little woman who was unfortunately seated among us must have had enough of it.

She shut down the conversation by observing pointedly that she knew exactly why our bird population had disappeared; we had Shot'em all!...Geo