I do remember the story of your grouse flushing owl Ed. You told us his name was Bennie, not Henry.

It appears that you are too stupid to keep your stories straight. This is sounding a lot like your buddy Jagermeister's bullshit stories about guns he claimed to own, but really didn't.

If you really do hear an owl calling to you, I'd suggest that you go out and have a long talk with him. You would undoubtedly learn something from an owl since an owl has a much larger cranial capacity than you. And please stop talking like an illiterate negro sharecropper.