Anyone who plays golf, and I do, knows the destruction those lazy - refuse to migrate - Canuks cause to golf courses. PETA got all bent out of shape because one course in Northern Virginia had model speed boats to chase them off the ponds - accused the course of cruelty. It's become such an issue that several courses here have let foxes burrow into the face of sand traps because they kill geese. One fellow was prosecuted for beheading a goose with his 7 iron. What is needed is a rule allowing a 15th club in the bag - a 12 gauge....and one requiring one goose (not a birdie or albatross) per round for each golfer.
