I know some people would like to attribute this monstrosity to Ed Good, but I'd like to defend him by saying that Ed isn't coordinated enough to keep those squiggly lines that evenly spaced.

Another clue that Ed didn't do it is that the gun was obviously disassembled before doing the desecration.

At the current bid of $130.00, this gun is well past Jagermeister's price range, so he still won't own any double shotguns.