Eis,
Dogs are easy to get into the house, " Just had a text about a dog that is going to be put down if it isn't rehomed " (by today,tonight, next week , next month . Choose to suit!)
Guns ? Now there is another issue !
" Just had this gun given to me or It was a bargain or Only paid a bargain price for it or I thought it may suit you or the Grandchild etc."
Only issue with that is you buggers get my guns for a song when I pass over. But hey ENJOY.