Well then, maybe you should sell your Obama-phone and use the proceeds to buy one of those Norinco double shotguns Jagermeister. Then you would actually own a double gun at long last. They're pretty nice guns too... sturdy as a tent peg, and just as attractive. It would look great in the gun rack next to the cheap Chinese bolt action .22 that you rent.
I'm still blown away by the idea that anyone would actually rent a cheap Chinese .22 rifle. And you just gotta respect how the Chinese execute political prisoners and then charge the familiy of the deceased dissident for the bullet. Makes me want to buy a couple Chinese shell vests.
