Somehow I see Ted in a purple Citroen DS wearing a raspberry beret nervously hot-boxing a Gauloises as he cautiously makes his way to Bobski's in the dead of night.

He would have to drive at night because I'm pretty sure those backwoods Missouri boys would beat the crap out of anyone wearing a raspberry beret and driving a purple Citroen DS.


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