King, I'll bet that if you played against Crosby with your imaginary friends John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, you guys would beat him like a baby seal.

After the game, you could go to Oslo to accept the almost Nobel prize for Street Hockey Excellence. Then you could all celebrate with a glass of your award winning wine... which was actually made by someone else.

Voting for anti-gun Democrats is dumber than giving treats to a dog that shits on a Persian Rug