You really need to just get cable TV.
Who wants to start a fundraiser to make it happen?
Why don't you kick things off Brian? You could've stayed on topic and enlightened us with your vast Parker knowledge by telling us how many 10's they built with 26" barrels. But instead you chose to join the fun by adding your own derisive commentary.
Hey, do you happen to need an apprentice in your shop that knows even more than you? Here's your guy:
The maintenance issues are not a problem unless you drop it into a pond or swamp. If that happens you will need turn screws (very expensive screwdrivers that fit precisely into narrow screw slots). I had to grind inexpensive bits to fit specific screws because whatever I bought never fit quite right. More expensive ones were hand-fitted and finished making servicing easier. The downside is if some part actually breaks it has to be made and fitted or at least custom fitted.
