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Get a big loaf of French bread, cut it in half, insert bottle, tape up, .......pack in box filled with popcorn, ......ship!
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This is too easy! Check to see if the New Jersey city you wish to ship this liquor to is a Sanctuary City.
If it is a Sanctuary City, simply hire an Illegal Mexican as your "Mule" to smuggle the bottle in. If the Authorities happen to catch him, they will just release him and look the other way, while a bona fide U.S. Citizen would have been arrested.
Voting for anti-gun Democrats is dumber than giving treats to a dog that shits on a Persian Rug
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Best laugh of the month, Keith.
Prolly true, sadly enough.
Best,
Ted
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This bottle is from a distillery called Knob Creek in Kentucky, if that means anything to anyone. Jerseyboy paid $4000 for it; his taste buds must be better educated than mine.
Thanks for the advice, guys. I've passed it on to the poor soul tasked with "gettin' 'er done".
The ducks, geese, and brant at Bolsa Chica Ecological Reserve (which gets the proceeds) also thank you, and hope not to meet you over decoys any time soon....they're afraid you might know EXACTLY what to do in THAT situation! You sure he didn't buy the entire barrel ?
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I think maybe his ego got him OVER a barrel....
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Mike,did you refer to the man who donated$4K to the group you work for as "Jerseyboy"?
I'ld fire the damn fool who would belittle the man who made such a large donation.
In fact I just may look into this.
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Better than yankeebOy....
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That's what you call a guy from New Jersey, a "Jerseyboy" If its a girl, a "Jerseygirl."
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"...I just may look into this."
Better chase those kids off your lawn first.
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Have two bottles of NOB Creek resting on my back bar as we speak. NC is one of the BEAM small batch bourbons. I agree it sounds like he bought a barrel or thought he did.
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