A rich guy and his pal, a poor guy, go bird hunting. The rich guy has his champion dogs the poor guy shows up with a goat. The rich guy says "I'm not hunting with a goat". The poor guys says "This goat can hunt". And sure enough that goat was amazing, He was first on point point, retrieve, crash through brush. The bulk of the birds were shot over this goat and not over the rich guys brace of dogs. The rich guy says "I gotta have that goat name your price". The poor guy says "No not going to sell". The rich guy says "I'll give you anything you want and throw in this shotgun you are so crazy about". The poor guys says "Sorry but this goat won't hunt for you". Rich guy say "What do you mean?" The poor guys says "Don't you still in that big house on the lake?" Rich guy says"Yeah" The poor guy says "Well he won't hunt for you. This goat would rather fish then hunt"
Last edited by pooch; 01/31/17 12:23 AM.
