So, my friend and I drew bear tags, and decided to partner up for the hunt.
We arrive at our blind, and after settling in, I opened my bag and pulled out my tennis shoes. As I was slipping them onto my feet, my friend asked me,
"Why are you putting on tennis shoes?"
I replied,
"Well, in the event we wound a bear, and I have to run, I want to be ready."
My friend says to me,
"Out run a bear? Poppycock! You can't be that silly. Don't you know a bear can run up to 40 MPH? That's as fast as a thoroughbred race horse. You couldn't possibly out run the bear in such circumstances."
I casually replied to him,
"Oh I know that. I don't have to out run the bear. Just you
."
And, if there are kids around, you can ask them....
"Did you ever wonder why Sharks don't eat clowns?"
It's because they taste funny.
Kids love that one.
