One day, Ed Good and Jagermeister went deer hunting in the woods.
They sit in the woods for hours, when suddenly this humongous buck comes into view.
With a nice clean shot, Ed Good bangs the buck.
They drag it back to camp by the butt, but the antlers keep getting stuck.
Another hunter says, “You guys should drag it by the antlers. It won’t get stuck.”
They do, and Jagermeister yells, “Hey, he was right. He is not getting stuck.”
Ed Good replies, “Yeah, but we’re getting farther away from camp.”
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Ed Good and Jagermeister were in the woods hunting. Jagermeister looked at Ed and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.”
Ed said, “Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap.”
Jagermeister said, “But I don’t have any paper to wipe my ass.”
Ed Good replied, “You have a dollar, don’t you?”
Jagermeister said, “Yeah, I’ve got a dollar. That’s a great idea– I’ll use that!”
He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes. Ed looked at him and asked, “What in the hell happened to you?”
Jagermeister replied, “Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?”
