Ok, I'll try. Two hunters from a less educated area went hunting. After a while a bear came out and attacked one of the hunters, while the other hid behind a tree. After the bear had been satisfied and left, the other hunter came to his buddy. It looked bad. He found his buddy's cell phone and called 911. The 911 person responded with questions. Finally the fellow said he thought his buddy might be dead and he did not know what to do. Dead ? the 911 person said. Well, make sure. Wait a moment the friend said. A few seconds later came a Blam. Then the friend was back on the phone. He said "OK, what next".
